If a person dont wanna go to work, what excuse will one give?

Most simple way, get MC.

Some of the reasons given:

1. Migrane
2. Back ache or sprain back
3. legs always cramp
4. Stomach cramp
5. Ass hole cramp

Any more interesting reasons?

I dont mind the guy from 1st and 2nd from the left asshole to call me... Not the one from far right. Not interested in ah pek. Oh dear, in a few more years I am also auntie.. cham...

Coffin, we can still be environment friendly after death. 14KG made from Recycled paper. A few designs can be selected. $2053, die with recycle paper still cost so much. Only few designs but this one look the best. Maybe should just use toilet paper then wrap around like mummy then just cremate? If can customise design. I want with LV logo..... I like...

When we stay at home, we want our room or house to be comfortable. But this website sells furniture that are so horrible. Who will buy such furniture?! Only those people who like excitement or have mental problem？

Take a look to see for yourself what kind of furniture I am talking about. I will have a heart attack if i buy this kind of furniture even I dont have such disease.

Today monday, have monday blues already still bus was late for 20mins。he queue was so long. I thought jia luck liao, I will be late for work . Maybe I can get on the bus, but wow why in front got so many idiots who didnt queue and then just hop onto the bus!

I felt like shouting to them, they should queue up! But if I shout , I will be like a siao cha bor.

Finally got onto the bus, then there are idiots again. I was sitting at the far back end of the bus seat. There are two seat which facing different direction. This very tall girl and a guy dont wanna sit so both of them just block the way. In the end, other people cannot walk to the back. If they are not so selfish. At least 4 people can board the bus. Selfish idiots.

Sigh, why are singaporeans behaving in this way?!

For the past few months, there are people selling curry puff near the mrt. If you see it do you dare to buy it? I dont because I dont know whether after I eaten it will I get diarrhea. Seems like they have nothing else to sell. all sell curry puff and all are malays.

Today, MOE people come and summon them. In a way I felt pity for them. But in a way, illegal food store should not be encourage.

I shouldnt be Alive

Arts Central show "I shouldnt be alive" every Friday nite at 10pm. I really like this show because it shows about true story of those people who think that they "shouldnt" be alive.

The show that left me more memorable was the one that shows about 5 persons were on a yacht and after that met a storm and they try to survive on sea without food and water.

A quiz to help us survive. Click onto http://www.discoverychannelasia.com/i_shouldnt_be_alive/quiz/

Last sunday went to offer praying to my grandpa, grandma and brother. Oh that sin ming place , still it is so smokey and my eyes cannot tahan. I really dont know who invented all these joss sticks and burning of paper.

My mum have bought paper clothing for my grandpa, grandma and my bro. My bro even got a suit and a blue color paper clothing. I told my mum, will bro wear a paper suit? Isnt it hot down there? Better dont ask too much if not get slap from her haha. Maybe there should have like branded clothing like Nike, Puma, Adidas. Hmm wonder what my bro will like.

My grandpa one even best, the paper shirt there got XL XL XL all over the shirt. Why XL leh if the shirt os not Xtra large? If put LV isnt it better?

My grandma one ai yoh the clothing i guess in other world also feel that it is out of fashion. yellow color one with a little bit of crystal haha of course fake crystal which is paper and can be burnt.

My mum bought grapes and place on table on sat. I dont know that it is for praying as normally things on table can be eaten. So i ate one. Lucky i ate one only as it is for praying. Then I told my mum she said cannot eat har! Eat already then how? Can only shit it out mah..

Every year have to gather with other people and squeeze that smokey place. Next time have online praying. No need to go there. And the place for putting the ashes, 1st level to 3rd level i think around 3k. 4th level onwards around 6k, after that i dont know liao. Last time not so exp. Die also must pay so much. Pay and pay and pay.

Just wonder, alot of people like to smoke. But what so good about smoking. It doesnt smell good also. Then why smoke? if we eat food we can have different taste. Sweet, sour, bitter, spicy. Cigarrette only smell like dirty dust.

Just wonder, why there are no flavours for cigarrette. If got durian flavour. hmm ang mo wont like. Green tea, strawberry, vanilla etc.. Then more people will smoke? Better stick to dirty dust taste...

This shoe look so yummy. If love waffle should wear this shoe... If I wear this shoe i will always be hungry.

Very true......

Went to eat at this Bishamon - Sapporo Ramen in Great world city. Ordered this Special Miso Ramen. I thought would be very nice. But when I eat it. I felt disappointed. The egg was very normal. The soup was very normal also. I wont go back and eat again.